things I believe to be true after many glasses of champagne

that I/we/you should call that guy I/you just met and tell him exactly how I/you feel

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that I should start dancing

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that I haven't already told you this joke before

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that I'm really really funny

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that you're really really funny

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that bringing out your camera is a great idea

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that I should dye my hair

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that this is the year all of my resolutions will come to fruition